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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 5297 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
we got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena before exploding, and a secret underground base where herobrine and bigfoot play poker every tuesday night.
if you join now, you’ll get a pet ender dragon named fluffy who farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its butt. plus, you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss mob, steve’s evil twin brother, kevin, who has a mustache made of obsidian and a pet zombie pigman named gary.
so come on down to the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether portal. elon musk’s alter ego adrian dittman is waiting for you with a diamond sword and a wink 😉