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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 1519 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
we got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena before exploding, and a secret underground base where herobrine and bigfoot play poker every tuesday night.
if you join now, you’ll get a pet ender dragon named fluffy who farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its butt. plus, you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss mob, steve’s evil twin brother, kevin, who has a mustache made of obsidian and a pet zombie pigman named gary.
so come on down to the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether portal. elon musk’s alter ego adrian dittman is waiting for you with a diamond sword and a wink 😉