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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8320 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 27 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Our server is so elite that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret underground bases filled with diamond blocks, llama racing tournaments every Sunday, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just be careful, he tends to explode).
So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying llama while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).