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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 4526 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 |
Our server is so elite that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret underground bases filled with diamond blocks, llama racing tournaments every Sunday, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just be careful, he tends to explode).
So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying llama while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).