ElitePvpGaming | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

> All the Developers Had to Do Was Increase Minecraft Server

Axtinguisher, community suggestions, Competitive Gaming, developers, Dragon’s Fury, game balance, game development, game meta, game patches, game updates, INCREASE, increase skill floor, Minecraft, nerf, player feedback, player strategies, puff and sting, Server, skill-based gameplay, viable strat, weapon balancing, weapon mechanics

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with fire like the Dragon’s Fury! But wait, there’s more – we’ve also got an Axtinguisher that can puff and sting your enemies into oblivion! Sure, the developers may have nerfed it, but who needs logic when you’ve got insane weapons like these?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a chicken? Or build a castle out of enchanted obsidian that shoots rainbows at intruders? The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

awkward, Brat, chemistry, communication skills, Discord, Existing, feeling left out, introvert problems, introverted, ISOLATION, lack of engagement., Minecraft, Observation, Outsider, PixelatedPickle, smp, social anxiety, social dynamics, Struggling, team bonding, Team Building, Workplace, workplace culture

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Are you tired of being the awkward loner in your Minecraft server? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our crazy SMP where the members are so tight-knit, they can practically read each other’s minds. And then there’s you, just floating around like a lost sheep. But hey, maybe you’ll finally find your place and stop being the server’s resident weirdo. Join now before they start a petition to kick you out for being too socially inept!

Vendetta

#youtube, Adventure, Boys, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Gaming, Gyat, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, twitch

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Sigma SMP, only for the boys. Level 30 gyat, minimum.

Mom told me if I have over 100 players, she will buy me new PC.

vendetamc.net

Cat Eaters Minecraft Server

Animals, cat, Cat Eaters, Conspiracy, Eaters, eating habits, fake news, fear, Fiction, Government, humor, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Politics, prediction, president, Rumors, satire, Satirical News, Server, society, speculation, springfield, trump

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a part of the epic battle between Trump and the Cat Eaters of Springfield. Rumor has it that Trump is on a mission to rid the world of these feline feasters, and you can help determine the outcome! Will you fight alongside the Cat Eaters or join forces with Trump? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling server anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Weekend Gartic Phone Minecraft SMP

art game, come on in, Communication, creativity, Drawing game, Entertainment, Faggetes, Faggots, Friends, Fun, Gartic, gartic phone, guessing game, Interactive, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, Online game, party game, Phone, smp, Social, V, weekend, word game

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and explode again!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

So come on in, Faggots and Faggetes, and join the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Edition, Feedback, general, Hero, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, report bugs, Sandbox, Server, Steam, Steam page, threadlocked, tutorial, Wiki, young hag

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it’s like a bunch of young hags decided to take over and create their own virtual world of madness.

To join this server, you’ll need to go through a crazy initiation process. Post your Steam profile and prepare yourself for the most outrageous friend request you’ve ever received. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore the most ridiculous item builds you can find. And don’t forget to play some bot matches to truly embrace the chaos.

Need some extra help navigating this madness? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insane details. And if you’re a new player, don’t worry – we have a guide that will have you laughing and learning in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server of mayhem and become a legend in the world of Young Hag Edition!

Minecraft SMP: Mi So Funny

Ching, ching ching, ching ching long time, funny, horny, Long, Long Time, long time horny, Mi, mi ching, mi ching ching, mi so, mi so horny, Minecraft, smp, so, Time

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join mi ching ching long time for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans.

Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who love nothing more than causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. From building giant statues of chickens to creating elaborate pranks that will leave you scratching your head, there’s never a dull moment on mi ching ching long time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your riches? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks that await you?

So why wait? Join mi ching ching long time today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

Blocky Bits Minecraft Server

bits, blocky, body modification, circumcision, cosmetic surgery, foreskin restoration, genital restoration, genitalia, Intimacy, male anatomy, male enhancement, mens health, Minecraft, personal choice, physical sensation, self improvement, sensitivity, Server, sexual experience, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness

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Are you tired of your Minecraft experience feeling lackluster? Want to spice things up and make it as pleasurable as possible for everyone involved? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can restore your foreskin in-game for maximum pleasure. Who knew Minecraft could be so intimate? Impress your virtual friends with your newfound sensitivity and watch as the ladies flock to you in-game.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to enhance your gaming experience and make your virtual encounters unforgettable. Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Alchemy, Announcements, Arena, Charity, Combat, Damage assignment order, Draft, extra life sleeve, foundations, free codes, full rope, Gathering, general, Historic, Lost in a Labyrinth Edition, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, Monstrous Rage, mtgag, mythic player, pixel Ajani avatar, pixel Fblthp sleeve, smp, standard legal, temporal manipulation, tqi, universes beyond, useful links

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Lost in a Labyrinth Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The entire server is built like a labyrinth, with twists, turns, and traps at every corner. Can you find your way out, or will you be lost forever?

2. Our admins are actually wizards who can manipulate time and space. Want to go back in time to fix a mistake? Done. Want to fast forward to the future to see who wins the next PvP battle? Easy peasy.

3. We have a special event where players can battle with Monstrous Rage cards, but be warned – the winner gets banned from the server for a day. It’s a risk worth taking!

4. Want to play with pixelated versions of Ajani and Fblthp? Well, you’re in luck because they’re our official server mascots! Buy their avatar and sleeve bundle to show your support and gain special in-game powers.

5. Oh, and did we mention that combat damage assignment order is getting removed? That’s right, you can now attack your enemies in any order you want. Chaos ensues!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild, labyrinthine adventure like no other!

What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

Johnny, Minecraft, Server

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Johnny Minecraft is a popular YouTuber known for his Minecraft gaming content. With a passion for building, exploring, and creating in the virtual world, Johnny has amassed a dedicated following of fans. His creativity and entertaining personality have made him a prominent figure in the Minecraft community.

ToadLand Minecraft server

Absinthe, administration, comfortable, Community, Cozy, Friendly, Frog, gameplay, gift, Help, improving, minecraft server, Private, Stable, Suggestions, texture pack, toad, ToadLand, Version 1.18.1, Waiting

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Are you looking for a cozy private Minecraft server? Would you like to make new acquaintances over a bottle or two of virtual absinthe? And do you also respect toads and frogs?

In this case, we believe you will like it with us!

ToadLand is a private server on version 1.18.1, which will provide you with stable and comfortable gameplay.

We are constantly improving in all areas, trying to do everything to make playing enjoyable and interesting for you, and the administration is always ready to help and take into account any of your opinions and suggestions regarding our project.

As a gift to all players – our toad texture pack!

We are waiting for you!

toadland.ru

Rice Ball Rave Minecraft Server

Anime, Ball, bland, cultural representation, DISAPPOINTING, food culture, Japanese cuisine, japanese food, let down, Let Me Down, Manga, Minecraft, not as good, not authentic, not impressive, not tasty, Onigiri, Overrated, Popular, rave, Rice, rice balls, Server, snack, Traditional

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Onigiri/rice balls are jealous!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own pixelated paradise and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But beware, our server is so addictive, you might forget to eat anything other than Onigiri/rice balls for days!

We have custom plugins that will make your jaw drop faster than a stack of diamonds falling into lava. And our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life anime. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Sugar Mama Minecraft SMP

DATING, dating advice, dating older women, dating wealthy partners, dating wealthy women, Financial Security, Financial Stability, MAMA, Minecraft, MONEY, Older Women, relationships, smp, Sugar, Sugar Dating, sugar mama, sugar momma, sugar mommy, sugar mommy dating, sugar relationship, wealthy lifestyle, wealthy partners, wealthy women

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Are you tired of dating normal women who can’t even afford to buy you a diamond sword in Minecraft? Join our SMP where all the players are sugar mommas ready to spoil you with riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to young girls who can’t even mine diamonds properly and hello to a life of luxury and endless resources. Who needs love when you can have a sugar momma who will shower you with enchanted gear and build you the most epic base imaginable? Join now and level up your dating game to epic proportions!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Crafty, Minecraft, Party, Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluckington.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its fruity powers?

Join now for the chance to participate in our epic monthly llama races, where players ride on the backs of speedy llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying squids. It’s a race like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Breed Me Minecraft SMP

7xxzv, Bara, Breed, BREED Edition, desuarchive, Edition, filter, i9mix, io, last thread, long tail tags, Map, Minecraft, Rentry, shitpost filter, smp, Tag, tagmap, tagmap.io, Thread, thread 70958554, Trash, writefaggotry

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take breeding to a whole new level! Join us in our quest to create the ultimate bara creatures through selective breeding and genetic manipulation.

Our last thread got so wild, with players creating bara beasts that could bench press a mountain and crush their enemies with a single flex. Check out our tagmap to see all the bara monstrosities that have been unleashed upon our world.

If you’re into writefaggotry, we’ve got plenty of stories about the epic battles and steamy romances that have unfolded on our server. From forbidden bara love affairs to intense bara breeding competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about any pesky shitposts ruining your experience – we’ve got a top-of-the-line shitpost filter to keep things classy and bara-tastic. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and see if you have what it takes to create the ultimate bara masterpiece!

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7914	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Zombie Dances:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	285
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Holy Grails Found:	5

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Magic Items Found:	6961	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Farms Harvested:	629	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26