Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild that we have election days where you HAVE to vote or face the consequences of being banished to the Nether for eternity. But don’t worry, the Nether is actually a pretty happening place with lava pools and zombie pigmen parties.

Join us for a chance to become the ruler of our crazy world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a pig riding a bat as our mascot) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have a mod that makes it rain diamonds sometimes).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the madness! Just remember to vote on election day, or else you might end up in a sticky situation with our resident slime king.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Vanishing Items Found: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • LebCraft Peacekeepers

    LebCraft Peacekeepers
    LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Emeralds Found: 1094 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Lost Chunk Adventures

    Lost Chunk Adventures
    OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Dimension Hops: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 30
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

    Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

    DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

    Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

    We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Farms Harvested: 934 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Magic Items Found: 3416 Titanic Battles Fought: 30

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • 5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

    5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

    Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

    But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 255 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Alien Abductions: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Epic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • PixelPleasures

    PixelPleasures
    Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

    So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Farms Harvested: 523

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • ShipwreckedNavyCraft

    ShipwreckedNavyCraft
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Magic Items Found: 8060

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Block Party

    Block Party
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

    if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Holy Pixel Well-Being

    Holy Pixel Well-Being
    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

    We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

    So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 745
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 9216

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • > Development Driven Minecraft SMP

    > Development Driven Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

    Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 116 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Dimension Hops: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

    SkincareCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

    Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Towns Built: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3241

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

    Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 New Chunks Explored: 161367

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

    AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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