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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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