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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6320
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Magical Moments Shared: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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