Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Magic Items Found:	3760
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Star Shards Collected:	263	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	2578
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Void Gems Collected:	15
Crops Grown:	4460	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Star Shards Collected:	52

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Void Gems Collected:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchantments Applied:	295
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2522
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	7663	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Star Shards Collected:	125

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.