Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magic Items Found:	6894
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Items Found:	8095
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2505	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Farms Harvested:	455
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Zombie Dances:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mines Excavated:	3539	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Buildings Constructed:	30
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).