Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8601

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	New Chunks Explored:	185750
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Towns Built:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	85	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Void Gems Collected:	37	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!