Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	8084	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	80
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Farms Harvested:	965

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ores Mined:	7758
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	78
Runes Activated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	336
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.