Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1240	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	172
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mines Excavated:	4909
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	160
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Towns Built:	7	Star Shards Collected:	161
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Love Letters Sent:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7342
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Void Armor Forged:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	5998	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.