Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4749
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	289	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Towns Built:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Void Armor Forged:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	943263
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ores Mined:	517	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ores Mined:	3500	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	7825
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Holy Grails Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	138	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Star Shards Collected:	119	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.