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LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Animals Bred:	55
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

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Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	293	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6865	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in your house, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a call from the CIA or MI5 or whatever, and they’re like, “Yo, we need you to join this Minecraft server ASAP!” And you’re like, “What the heck, why?” And they’re all like, “Because there’s this secret underground base hidden in the server where we keep all our top-secret files and stuff. You gotta join and help us protect it from evil hackers and stuff!”

And you’re just like, “Um, okay, sure, why not?” So you join the server and you’re greeted by a bunch of other agents who are all decked out in cool spy gear and stuff. And they’re like, “Welcome to our top-secret Minecraft server! We’ve got all kinds of crazy missions for you to complete, like infiltrating enemy bases, rescuing hostages, and even taking down a rogue AI that’s threatening to destroy the world!”

And you’re just like, “This is insane, but also kinda awesome.” So you start completing missions and leveling up your spy skills, and before you know it, you’re the top agent on the server. You’ve got all the cool gadgets, you’ve saved the world like a million times, and you even have your own secret base hidden somewhere in the server.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and mining diamonds, but also about saving the world from evil masterminds and stuff, then this is the server for you. Join now and become the ultimate spy hero!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mouse Distract & Escape Server

aggression, Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal psychology, behavioral ecology, conflict de-escalation, Distract, distraction tactics, Escape, escape strategies, Females, gender dynamics, male mice, mating behavior, Mouse, mouse behavior, predator-prey dynamics, research findings, Server, social hierarchy, social interactions, Survival Tactics, territorial disputes, wildlife observation

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got male mice distractin’ aggressors with females and stuff. It’s like a whole soap opera drama goin’ on in da Minecraft world. Join us for some crazy mouse antics and maybe even find luv in a blocky world. So come on, join da fun and see what all da hype is about!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Join CozyCraft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

**Join CozyCraft SMP** **Minecraft 1.21 | Java and Bedrock Compatible**

**What Makes CozyCraft SMP Unique?** – **400 Member Community** Join our welcoming Discord family, where we build friendships and unforgettable experiences – **Player Driven Government and Economy** Your choices shape the server. Take part in our immersive economy, create laws, and engage in politics – **No Mods Just Plugins** Enjoy a semi-vanilla experience with powerful plugins that bring a fresh twist to gameplay – **Constantly Evolving World** Dive into new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season. Adventure awaits at every corner

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Towns Built:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Warships & Stars: Where pirates sail and aliens wail! Join the chaos on this unique server!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Warships & Stars
Modpack	Hand-made with mods like Create and Clockwork
Description	Automate and industrialize anything you can imagine
Invite Link	https://discord.gg/yMfj8DZUu9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the invite link above to join the Discord server and get more information on how to join the Minecraft server.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create and Clockwork are included to enhance automation and industrialization gameplay.
Is the server always online?	The server may have scheduled maintenance or updates, but it is generally online for players to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server by sharing the invite link with them.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	112
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3735	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pixel Poo Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to challenge players to absurd tasks, like building a giant statue of a chicken using only pink wool and diamond blocks. And if you manage to complete their challenges, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

Oh, and did we mention the giant cheese volcano that erupts every hour, spewing gooey cheese all over the landscape? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchantments Applied:	136	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NoHusbandNoWedding

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Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real-life drama behind.

We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.

So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
New Chunks Explored:	616368	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Villages Defended:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain of events that resulted in them becoming the ruler of the entire server. Another player decided to build a giant statue of a chicken, which somehow unlocked a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot. Who knows what crazy decisions you’ll make that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected twists on our server! Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PixelPeepers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the fun of accidentally seeing your fellow players naked! Our custom plugin randomly removes players’ clothes when they least expect it, leading to hilarious moments of embarrassment and laughter. Join now for a chance to catch a glimpse of Steve’s pixelated booty or watch as Alex desperately tries to cover up with a block of dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to see who you’ll accidentally see naked next on our wild and wacky server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Emeralds Found:	168	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	1218

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyKoreanNATOWar

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyKoreanNATOWar, Defense, disputed territories, eastern europe, Fighting, forces, Geopolitical, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, nato, News, North Korea, Reports, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, Ukraine, Verification

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where North Korean soldiers and Russian forces team up to take over Ukraine… in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me! Join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, tanks, and maybe even a nuclear bomb or two (just kidding… maybe). So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world! Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Crops Grown:	8696

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Star Shards Collected:	88
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	New Chunks Explored:	776514
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2