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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9089 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
yo, imagine if every sperm was a different dude, like a lil army of potential humans just swimming around. now imagine if those lil dudes were like, “yo, let’s mix it up and go to different eggs!” bro, we’d have a whole new set of peeps walkin’ around this planet.
that’s kinda like this minecraft server, ya know? it’s like a whole new world just waiting for you to explore. except instead of boring ol’ humans, you got blocky dudes and creepers and all that jazz.
join this server, man, and be part of a whole new breed of gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next steve or herobrine or whatever. just don’t let those sperm cells get to your head, okay?
