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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 7799 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 215 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
yo, imagine if every sperm was a different dude, like a lil army of potential humans just swimming around. now imagine if those lil dudes were like, “yo, let’s mix it up and go to different eggs!” bro, we’d have a whole new set of peeps walkin’ around this planet.
that’s kinda like this minecraft server, ya know? it’s like a whole new world just waiting for you to explore. except instead of boring ol’ humans, you got blocky dudes and creepers and all that jazz.
join this server, man, and be part of a whole new breed of gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next steve or herobrine or whatever. just don’t let those sperm cells get to your head, okay?
