🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 3758 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
that’s kinda like this minecraft server, ya know? it’s like a whole new world just waiting for you to explore. except instead of boring ol’ humans, you got blocky dudes and creepers and all that jazz.
join this server, man, and be part of a whole new breed of gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next steve or herobrine or whatever. just don’t let those sperm cells get to your head, okay?