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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8336 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2964 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
yo, imagine if every sperm was a different dude, like a lil army of potential humans just swimming around. now imagine if those lil dudes were like, “yo, let’s mix it up and go to different eggs!” bro, we’d have a whole new set of peeps walkin’ around this planet.
that’s kinda like this minecraft server, ya know? it’s like a whole new world just waiting for you to explore. except instead of boring ol’ humans, you got blocky dudes and creepers and all that jazz.
join this server, man, and be part of a whole new breed of gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next steve or herobrine or whatever. just don’t let those sperm cells get to your head, okay?
