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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4397 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
so, like, this server is like a magical land where chickens lay diamonds instead of eggs and pigs fly around with jetpacks. like, seriously, you can ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. and the best part? if you build a giant statue of a potato, you get unlimited diamonds for life. also, the chat is just a bunch of chickens clucking at each other. it’s like a party in a chicken coop, man. so come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. it’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.
