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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3820 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
so, like, this server is like a magical land where chickens lay diamonds instead of eggs and pigs fly around with jetpacks. like, seriously, you can ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. and the best part? if you build a giant statue of a potato, you get unlimited diamonds for life. also, the chat is just a bunch of chickens clucking at each other. it’s like a party in a chicken coop, man. so come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. it’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.
