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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 450 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
so, like, this server is like a magical land where chickens lay diamonds instead of eggs and pigs fly around with jetpacks. like, seriously, you can ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. and the best part? if you build a giant statue of a potato, you get unlimited diamonds for life. also, the chat is just a bunch of chickens clucking at each other. it’s like a party in a chicken coop, man. so come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. it’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.
