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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 167 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.
But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!
So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.