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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 4261 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.
But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!
So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.