| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1962 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8489 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3349 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 277 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9002 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 245826 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4750 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8462 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 6991 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?
ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.
PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 6892 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1900 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).
so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 8027 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Farms Harvested: | 365 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Overview |
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| If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content. |
| The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive) |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server? | You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release! |
| Is the server modded? | Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 453 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 386838 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 968 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!
Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 261 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4492 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 171 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.
Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2253 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 137 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3700 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 37 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 7405 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.
so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 1285 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1679 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.
join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 7558 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.
So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!
