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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6079 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 364565 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s lit af? well, dis server is da bomb dot com, u feel me? we got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and our players are more savage than a pack of wolves on a steak buffet.
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. one time, a player tried to grief our epic castle, but our admin turned into a dragon and roasted them like a marshmallow. true story, bro.
plus, we got mini-games that are more addictive than eating cake in a cave full of creepers. and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a pig. so come join us, or else u’ll be missing out on all the fun like a zombie missing its brain.
