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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 7350 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s lit af? well, dis server is da bomb dot com, u feel me? we got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and our players are more savage than a pack of wolves on a steak buffet.
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. one time, a player tried to grief our epic castle, but our admin turned into a dragon and roasted them like a marshmallow. true story, bro.
plus, we got mini-games that are more addictive than eating cake in a cave full of creepers. and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a pig. so come join us, or else u’ll be missing out on all the fun like a zombie missing its brain.
