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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5619 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 2948 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 770362 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and emerald ore, guarded by a squad of ninja pigs armed with enchanted swords.
Forget about boring old economics, on our server, the currency is cookies and the stock market is run by a group of zombie pigmen who trade in rotten flesh. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse!