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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9603 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and emerald ore, guarded by a squad of ninja pigs armed with enchanted swords.
Forget about boring old economics, on our server, the currency is cookies and the stock market is run by a group of zombie pigmen who trade in rotten flesh. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse!