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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2200 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 184 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 106 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
