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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 3333 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 147 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
