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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 7610 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
