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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 2181 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 4036 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 171 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
