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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 2795 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 118 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
