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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 2256 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4419 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
