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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 2929 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 7947 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
