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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 6463 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 1534 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
