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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6809 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 963 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2857 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 15 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
