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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3560 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 147 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
