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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6636 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6881 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
