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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3579 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 490 | Potions Brewed: | 53 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Mines Excavated: | 3576 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
