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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 2598 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Crops Grown: | 4180 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
