so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.

like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.

oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 358 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Herobrine Sightings: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
Farms Harvested: 901 Rainbows Spotted: 6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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