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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 8832 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2138 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.