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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9531 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 197 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
And get this, fam – being on our server can lower your chances of getting some fancy heart disease stuff by up to 35%! That’s right, no more worrying about clogged arteries or whatever, just chillin’ in our virtual paradise.
Especially if you’re a Black player or living in a broke neighborhood, this server is the place to be. We got your back, homie!
So come on down and join us for some Minecraft madness. Who needs a gym membership when you can just play on our server all day? Let’s get those hearts pumpin’ and those blocks breakin’!