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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 6276 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
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Especially if you’re a Black player or living in a broke neighborhood, this server is the place to be. We got your back, homie!
So come on down and join us for some Minecraft madness. Who needs a gym membership when you can just play on our server all day? Let’s get those hearts pumpin’ and those blocks breakin’!