Are you tired of restaurants with no physical menus? Do you demand the satisfaction of holding a menu in your hands before you decide what to eat? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never have to deal with QR code menus again!

Just like the OP in this story, you can bravely stand up for your right to a physical menu and leave any establishment that dares to deny you one. Our server is a safe haven for menu traditionalists who refuse to succumb to the digital age.

Join us now and experience the freedom of choosing your meal without having to scan a QR code. Who needs technology when you have a good old-fashioned paper menu in your hands? Don’t be the asshole who settles for less, join our server today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Love Letters Sent: 16
Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

    Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

    And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

    So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6420 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

    Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

    Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!

    BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!
    Looking for a server that’s to die for? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t end up like this French woman who tragically met her end while searching for ghosts in an Italian church. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thrill-seeking, our server has plenty of haunted mansions and spooky caves for you to explore. Just make sure to bring a buddy or two, because you never know what kind of paranormal activity you might encounter. Join now for a ghostly good time!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Buildings Constructed: 11
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Villages Defended: 11

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server

    CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a server so wild and crazy that players from all over the world flocked to join. Legends say that on this server, you can find alliances like RappyDeathsquad and Daikkuri, who will fight by your side as you battle through the blocky landscapes.

    But that’s not all! Scratch Tickets are your ticket to fabulous fashion items that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all other players. And don’t even get me started on the events and news updates – it’s like a whole new world of excitement every time you log in.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the game, fellow pixel warriors!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 441
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Magic Items Found: 6723

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Pixelated Pigs and Creepers: The Best 7/10 Anime Server

    Pixelated Pigs and Creepers: The Best 7/10 Anime Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the best 7/10 anime of all time! Why settle for a 10/10 server when you can experience the perfect balance of mediocrity and hilarity on our server?

    Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, where the creepers are so clumsy they end up blowing themselves up! Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, like diamond blocks disguised as dirt blocks (good luck finding those!). And don’t forget to visit our enchanting village where the villagers have a secret dance party every night (seriously, they’ve got moves you wouldn’t believe!).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the best 7/10 anime of all time? Come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to embark on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 367
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Mines Excavated: 3520 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CraftyJontronBros

    CraftyJontronBros
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jontronbros, a group of players who are so skilled at Minecraft that they can build entire cities in a single night and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just be careful… you might not feel so good after all the excitement!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Villages Defended: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Star Shards Collected: 178 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals

    Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals
    Are the Evangelicals in your area too boring for your taste? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of craziness! Our Evangelicals are known for throwing wild parties in the virtual world, where they trade enchanted items for dance moves and battle creepers with holy water. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most outrageous Evangelical community in Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1692 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1921
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • StellarisNoobs Minecraft Server: “I have never played a single game of stellaris without using… LOL”

    StellarisNoobs Minecraft Server: “I have never played a single game of stellaris without using… LOL”
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft like a normal person? Do you crave chaos and unpredictability at every turn? Then come join our server where we embrace the madness!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of pink llamas start raining from the sky. Or how about stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers? Anything is possible on our server!

    And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, except way more ridiculous.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server. Just remember, anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafty Jerk’s Epic Revenge – Minecraft Server for Petty Players

    Crafty Jerk’s Epic Revenge – Minecraft Server for Petty Players
    Are you tired of losing potential friends because you can’t control your inner troll? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a huge asshole is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Join us and let your inner jerk shine as you make enemies left and right. Who needs friends when you can have enemies, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where every time you insult someone, a magical rainbow unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But seriously, join us and let the drama unfold as you become the ultimate online villain. Who needs potential friends anyway when you can have a reputation for being a total jerk? Join now and let the trolling begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Masked Miners: Where Creeper Drama Meets Crazy Manga Adventures!

    Masked Miners: Where Creeper Drama Meets Crazy Manga Adventures!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a manga come to life, with crazy twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Just like how Glass Mask showcased the changing culture of Japan after WW2, our server will showcase the ever-evolving world of block-building adventures. From running to school with bread in your mouth to crushing on the captain of the pixelated soccer club, our server has it all!

    Don’t take the world of Minecraft for granted – join our server and see how quickly things can change in just one generation. Who knows, maybe you’ll grow up dreaming of being a blocky mangaka creating epic stories in our virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Crops Grown: 9649 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Crafty Sluts & Addicts: WMAF/BWC Edition

    Crafty Sluts & Addicts: WMAF/BWC Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got asian girls who are all about that white boy love! Share your craziest stories and pics of asian girls in your life who can’t resist a good ol’ white man.

    One player even shared a story about his little sister getting down with a white dude in a diamond armor suit – talk about a love story for the ages! Join us for some scandalous fun and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Blocky Brexit: Where I Fixed Europe and Built a Better World in Minecraft

    Blocky Brexit: Where I Fixed Europe and Built a Better World in Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have fixed Europe! No more pesky glitches or boring landscapes, we’ve turned Europe into a land of endless adventure and excitement.

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself embarking on epic quests to slay dragons in the Eiffel Tower, or mining for diamonds in the ruins of the Colosseum. Our custom-built villages are filled with quirky NPCs who will trade you rare items for the most ridiculous things, like a stack of cooked chicken or a selfie with a creeper.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world, and it’s up to you to stop them before it’s too late. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of a fixed Europe like never before!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Blocky Banter Blvd

    Blocky Banter Blvd
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, unicorns roaming the land, and even a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Will Still Be Running in 2024

    Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Will Still Be Running in 2024
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is from the FUTURE – 2024 to be exact! We’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even talking creepers! And if you still believe in Jesus, well, you might just find him mining diamonds in our virtual world. So come join us for a wild ride through time and space – just don’t forget your tin foil hat!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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