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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3015 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 |
Villages Defended: | 19 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?
Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.
Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.