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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 8142 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?
Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.
Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.