🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 3546 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 45 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4236 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Imagine a world where bartending meets Minecraft. Our 33-year-old female bartender will serve up some epic drinks while you build to your heart’s content. She’s been in the industry for over a decade and knows how to keep the party going. But watch out, she takes food allergies seriously, so make sure to let her know if you’re allergic to creepers or zombies!
One time, a family of three came in with a son who had a severe peanut and tree nut allergy. Our bartender suggested they go to the restaurant next door for more options, but the father lost his mind! He demanded a new server, complained to the manager, and even threatened to file a complaint against our owner. In the end, they didn’t even eat anything and went to the other restaurant anyway. Talk about drama!
But don’t worry, our bartender always puts customer satisfaction first, even if it means dealing with entitled parents. So come join our server for a unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a 25% tip from a disgruntled family!
